I have a friend named Louis. Louis lives in one of those middle states. You know the ones. He has a very exciting life; he's always jetting to exotic sounding places like Singapore, Krakow, and Wolverbejanistan. (I might have made the last one up, but you have to admit it does sound rather exotic. At the very least, I know I probably wouldn't want to mess with anyone from there.) In fact, I think Louis might be a spy! Don't tell anyone.
Actually, I don't know if Louis is a spy. He hasn't told me. In fact, there are a lot of things he hasn't told me. Like how his new married life is going, how the new house he recently moved into is, his opinions on the recent frickin' awesome elections... stuff like that. And his thoughts on deep stuff, too. Like wells. I was wondering how he felt about wells today, and I'm sad to admit I came up short. It took me at least half an hour to pick myself back up after that. Whoa, big sigh. Hang on a sec. OK, I'm back.
Louis is something of a writer, so I did a Google search on his writings, and dammit, Google couldn't find anything. Seriously, Google. Nada. If Google can't find something, then you know what that means. God doesn't want it to be found. (What else could it mean?)
So I would like to make my position on this matter public. Louis, we want to hear from you. Specifically in a blog-stlye format, the medium of choice for the kooky Internet kids of today. I don't want to be too presumptuous here, but I think I can speak for everyone in Switzerland when I say, "I don't care what the blog looks like. I don't care if there are typos. I want to hear your thoughts on the world. The world is waiting. Patiently."
But will the world wait forever? It's hard to say. The best things are worth waiting for, but-- hey, what's that shiny thing over there?
Comments (3)
Posted by The Swaggler November 30, 2006 14:09
I have severe doubts as to whether Louis actually exists. I mean, all we have is your word on this. Less than that really. Some rants... an itineray that is, by your own admission, 33% fictitious...
Posted by The Swaggler November 30, 2006 14:16
Bah! No such man exists. Prove it. By your own admission "Louis'" most recent itinerary was 33% fictitious.
Posted by Demitri December 10, 2006 15:53
Ah, but by the same token that's 67% *factual*, which is way more than 50%. I'm sure Louis will come up with a rebuttal, which will increase the evidence for his existance to, I don't know, maybe 70%.