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Wealth

So the world's richest man is a guy in Mexico, now worth $62B after a surge in stock. I wonder what his reaction was upon learning this...

"SELL! SELL! SELL! Now's the time! Cash it in! Cash it ALL in! Mwa-ha ha ha!"

From the article:

"Slim, known for his Midas touch in turning around struggling businesses and turning them into profit-making machines, told Reuters in an interview this year he was not in the habit of calculating his fortune on a regular basis."

"I have 247 people in my employ that do that for me on a minute-to-minute basis," he added. "As if I would do it myself."

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