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November 5, 2009

Everything You Know Is Wrong #5274

One thing I find amazing is how much "common knowledge" is just plain wrong, but since it is repeated over and over it's taken as fact. A lot of these things sound reasonable, so we don't investigate the matter any further. It can be a little disturbing to learn just how many things we assume are true simply aren't.

I'm going to post examples of such things as I come across them. I welcome any corrections, but will happily ignore corrections that do not cite credible sources. (Hey, what do you want, I'm a scientist.)

Here are a few things that are wrong:

  • You will gain weight if you eat food at night before going to sleep.
  • If you exercise, your body's metabolism will increase so that when you are resting you will burn more calories than you would have otherwise (also known as "afterburn").

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November 10, 2009

Random Thoughts

Apparently I like the idea of having a blog far more than actually writing in one. I'm not wholly sure why that is. One aim is to write entries that at least I'd be interested in reading, and the percentage there isn't as high as I'd like. So as I try to get this thing off the ground (again), I'll probably play with different styles and see what happens.

My last post was motivated by a pet peeve of mine, that is, memes that are spread far and wide and are factually incorrect. For some things, people just don't know better or else they've heard something repeated many times. ("Give your kids sugar and it will make them hyperactive!" Wrong.) It also makes for tedious conversation. I challenge you to go through Thanksgiving dinner this year and not hear this exchange: "Man, I'm sleepy!" "Oh, it's all that tryptophan in the turkey!" It's not. At all. But as a scientist, I don't want to be like those people that just repeat any claim they hear ("you lose most of your body heat through your head!") without actually providing a reference. But that takes work, and that takes time, and... nothing gets written. So I'm going to go on this principle from here on out - if I make a claim on something, know that I did my due diligence, and if someone can prove to me otherwise, I'll happily correct it. So maybe more will get written now.

Finally, just one random comment. The Democrats just passed their health bill in the House, but in the process gave anti-choicers a huge victory. Seriously, if the Dems can't get a majority and keep their values, then what's the point? I think this was a huge mistake on their part and they should have found some stick to keep the "conservative" Dems (whatever that means) in line rather than allow those few to do the opposite. It's an incredible disappointment. And I don't want to hear "oh, it's for the greater good, the bill got passed." You don't trade away an individual's rights "for the greater good". It's a slippery slope.

November 14, 2009

Oh Those Wacky Nigerians

I get spam. (My guess is that you do to.) Every once in a while, one will catch my eye and make me laugh. I got this one today:

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I loved the idea of the FBI delivering lottery winnings. I imagine a door literally bursting open as two FBI agents wearing dark glasses leap inside:

"ATTENTION SIR WE ARE HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE WON A LOTTERY PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM AND CONGRATULATIONS!!"

"Thanks. Please get your wingtips off my throat."

If you're curious, I won $800K. This was discovered by the "Intelligence Monitoring Network System", a system presumably built to monitor lottery winnings. Further, the name of the "Agent in-charge" is FRED MBA. I'm guessing he was really proud of his degree. Maybe I should change my name to DEMITRI PHD. Finally, the FBI was kind enough to leave me a contact phone number, with a country code in Nigeria. That must be where the FBI Lottery Division field office is.

November 16, 2009

Maybe It Will Be The Zoo Next Weekend

I have a couple of shirts that need alterations, so I went out today to take care of them. I know three places near me within a few blocks. The first was one was closed. I walked to the other two, but found they too were closed on Sundays. By the time I walked home I sadly realized that I had just taken my clothes out for a walk.